Porsche's Upcoming Macan Gets Spotted In Action - Look Out Evoque?

What in gods name is that thing supposed to be? It's got a face on it that would make an onion cry and the rear end is just poor.

I bet the guy that has inflicted this monstrosity upon the world is really pleased with himself, goes home each night to his wife proud of his very own frankenstein creation. Its creator has done his best with the crayons he was given and the 10 minute time limit, so let's not judge it to harshly.

To me it look like the bastard son of a union between a Cayenne and a Nissan Juke.

(12-11-2012 05:07pm)XFullFatTim Wrote:  One advantage that the baby Porsche will have over any Land Rover product............ it will work straight out of the showroom, no returns to have rattles fixed or equipment gremlins sorted out, they check them out properly before they leave the factory and again before the dealer hands them over to the new owner.

Tim, Finally we are on the same page.


Anyways there is something in Russian. Any translator in the house?

http://www.drive.ru/news/bmw/50a1027bb72...0002c.html

http://www.drive.ru/spy/porsche/4fab654f...0004a.html

(13-11-2012 04:44am)invoke Wrote:  Tim, Finally we are on the same page.


Anyways there is something in Russian. Any translator in the house?

http://www.drive.ru/news/bmw/50a1027bb72...0002c.html

http://www.drive.ru/spy/porsche/4fab654f...0004a.html

It reads something like this: ?


The creation of a compact crossover company Porsche already for a long time. Despite of with might and main going preparation of a novelty for release, the information on the car was a little. We know, that the car is constructed on platform Audi Q5,and will carry name Porsche Macan, and from images at the disposal of press the sketch from an official roller got only.

Until recently it was only possible to photograph the younger brother of the SUV Porsche Cayenne in an appearance of the Q5. Now in the Network the first photos of a novelty made car on roads of Germany have got. Notwithstanding what technical details while are not present, to look narrowly at a novelty it is possible already now.

For a long time conduct conversations on plans on release baby X6. The car constructed on a platform of crossover BMW X3, we think it will be a big seller to homosexuals as its a very gay looking car in any colour in photos. What to speak about technical details? However shortly, it looks like all data become known. It is officially confirmed, that the presentation of prototype BMW X4 takes place on Detroit the motor-show in January of next year

For now we shall try to summarize that information, that already appeared. The crossover will be constructed on "carriage" of model BMW X3, will divide with the donor and a motor ruler. At length the car will not exceed 4,65 m.
— strictly four-seater. Its assembly will adjust at the American factory of the company in the end of 2013.

Disgusting!

Thought it might be remotely decent! I don't mind the Cayenne... that's just nonsense!

Might look fugly, but the name makes no sense. Apparently when pronounced Macan with a soft "c" like a "k" it means Mouth in some languages and when pronounced "Machan" with ch as in church, it means Tiger.............

It looks shit & depreciate badly.

My mate has just px'd his 21,000 mile cayene turbo in for a grand total of £8700 gutted

He paid £70k +

(17-11-2012 09:06am)Jonathon555 Wrote:  It looks shit & depreciate badly.

My mate has just px'd his 21,000 mile cayene turbo in for a grand total of £8700 gutted

He paid £70k +

Ouch!

(17-11-2012 09:06am)Jonathon555 Wrote:  It looks shit & depreciate badly.

My mate has just px'd his 21,000 mile cayene turbo in for a grand total of £8700 gutted

He paid £70k +

I would have kept it...

I buy range rover because I want a 4x4 the best brand in that market...if I wanted a sports car I would buy a sports car..they will find a market and we all know the type of person that would buy it.... penal deficiency is a sad thing...