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House for sale
Sarcastrix
 

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House for sale

We’re all jaded by the antics of estate agents, in particular the artistic licence that they use in order to make silk purses from sow’s ears when they’re describing a property. Sometimes though, you can’t polish a turd and the Mike Rogerson estate agency of Morpeth should be applauded for the language deployed in the description of a four-bedroom end-of-terrace dump that they’ve been charged with the task of flogging.

Read the Full description Laughing
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-...26431.html

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06-03-2012 01:58pm
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Sensorian
 

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RE: House for sale

(06-03-2012 01:58pm)Sarcastrix Wrote:  We’re all jaded by the antics of estate agents, in particular the artistic licence that they use in order to make silk purses from sow’s ears when they’re describing a property. Sometimes though, you can’t polish a turd and the Mike Rogerson estate agency of Morpeth should be applauded for the language deployed in the description of a four-bedroom end-of-terrace dump that they’ve been charged with the task of flogging.

Read the Full description Laughing
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-...26431.html

He does a really good job of expectation setting because when you view the photo's (after reading the text) it doesn't seem too bad! *








* I still wouldn't live there.

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06-03-2012 02:18pm
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BTS18
 

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RE: House for sale

(06-03-2012 01:58pm)Sarcastrix Wrote:  We’re all jaded by the antics of estate agents, in particular the artistic licence that they use in order to make silk purses from sow’s ears when they’re describing a property. Sometimes though, you can’t polish a turd and the Mike Rogerson estate agency of Morpeth should be applauded for the language deployed in the description of a four-bedroom end-of-terrace dump that they’ve been charged with the task of flogging.

Read the Full description Laughing
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-...26431.html

Wow, an honest estate agent with a sense of humour!! I quite enjoyed reading that, Good spot!!!

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06-03-2012 03:45pm
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broady43
 

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RE: House for sale

It must be a person on the new government scheme having to work for their dole !

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06-03-2012 04:28pm
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XFullFatTim
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RE: House for sale

or an estate agent trying to get the hit rate up on their website! Oh cynical me....................

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06-03-2012 05:51pm
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Sarcastrix
 

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(06-03-2012 05:51pm)XFullFatTim Wrote:  or an estate agent trying to get the hit rate up on their website! Oh cynical me....................

My thought exactly

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06-03-2012 06:05pm
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cjfp
 

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RE: House for sale

and yet it's still £275k !!

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06-03-2012 06:20pm
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caroline11000
 

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RE: House for sale

Laughing I haven't seen house details written like that before! Rolling with Laughter

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06-03-2012 09:18pm
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