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House for sale - Sarcastrix - 06-03-2012 01:58pm
We’re all jaded by the antics of estate agents, in particular the artistic licence that they use in order to make silk purses from sow’s ears when they’re describing a property. Sometimes though, you can’t polish a turd and the Mike Rogerson estate agency of Morpeth should be applauded for the language deployed in the description of a four-bedroom end-of-terrace dump that they’ve been charged with the task of flogging.
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http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-33326431.html
RE: House for sale - Sensorian - 06-03-2012 02:18pm
(06-03-2012 01:58pm)Sarcastrix Wrote: We’re all jaded by the antics of estate agents, in particular the artistic licence that they use in order to make silk purses from sow’s ears when they’re describing a property. Sometimes though, you can’t polish a turd and the Mike Rogerson estate agency of Morpeth should be applauded for the language deployed in the description of a four-bedroom end-of-terrace dump that they’ve been charged with the task of flogging.
Read the Full description
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-33326431.html
He does a really good job of expectation setting because when you view the photo's (after reading the text) it doesn't seem too bad! *
* I still wouldn't live there.
RE: House for sale - BTS18 - 06-03-2012 03:45pm
(06-03-2012 01:58pm)Sarcastrix Wrote: We’re all jaded by the antics of estate agents, in particular the artistic licence that they use in order to make silk purses from sow’s ears when they’re describing a property. Sometimes though, you can’t polish a turd and the Mike Rogerson estate agency of Morpeth should be applauded for the language deployed in the description of a four-bedroom end-of-terrace dump that they’ve been charged with the task of flogging.
Read the Full description
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-33326431.html
Wow, an honest estate agent with a sense of humour!! I quite enjoyed reading that, Good spot!!!
RE: House for sale - broady43 - 06-03-2012 04:28pm
It must be a person on the new government scheme having to work for their dole !
RE: House for sale - XFullFatTim - 06-03-2012 05:51pm
or an estate agent trying to get the hit rate up on their website! Oh cynical me....................
RE: House for sale - Sarcastrix - 06-03-2012 06:05pm
(06-03-2012 05:51pm)XFullFatTim Wrote: or an estate agent trying to get the hit rate up on their website! Oh cynical me....................
My thought exactly
RE: House for sale - cjfp - 06-03-2012 06:20pm
and yet it's still £275k !!
RE: House for sale - caroline11000 - 06-03-2012 09:18pm
I haven't seen house details written like that before! 