Evoque used in a bank robbery!!!

Thought I'd catch your attention. And No, it hasn't happened yet!

The news on the budget was depressing enough to find out that the fuel cost was rising by £3.02 by August. The economy of the country was doomed! And then there was an article in the Telegraph:
Budget 2012: struggle continues while factory makes Range Rovers for the rich...blah, blah, blah..

In conclusion, I cannot afford the Evoque in the long term, so .... What do I do to finance my life's little pleasure? Rob a bank!
So, there I was watching Fast Five on Sky TV, and thought, what was the perfect get away car for a bank job. Isn't the Evoque the perfect car???
Reading the rest of the threads, it makes perfect sense....
For a start, Fuji White would be the best colour choice, as there are lots around to be traced..., Privacy glass to hide the stash in the back seats.....Blind spot monitoring system ( useful in overtaking)....Tyre pressure monitoring system ( incase there is a puncture during the raid).....

Why is this in the general discussions forum and why do you need to attract so much attention to this pointless and rather childish thread?

(23-03-2012 05:41pm)jitenc Wrote:  Thought I'd catch your attention. And No, it hasn't happened yet!

The news on the budget was depressing enough to find out that the fuel cost was rising by £3.02 by August. The economy of the country was doomed! And then there was an article in the Telegraph:
Budget 2012: struggle continues while factory makes Range Rovers for the rich...blah, blah, blah..

In conclusion, I cannot afford the Evoque in the long term, so .... What do I do to finance my life's little pleasure? Rob a bank!
So, there I was watching Fast Five on Sky TV, and thought, what was the perfect get away car for a bank job. Isn't the Evoque the perfect car???
Reading the rest of the threads, it makes perfect sense....
For a start, Fuji White would be the best colour choice, as there are lots around to be traced..., Privacy glass to hide the stash in the back seats.....Blind spot monitoring system ( useful in overtaking)....Tyre pressure monitoring system ( incase there is a puncture during the raid).....

....may break down during getaway so police have a fair chance......if not, police only have to wait at nearest filling station as Evoque bound to pull in.....

Hmm diesel here is £1.52 a litre and has been for ages

Idiotic thread.

Er, bit of fun. Some people do need to lighten up at times and realise that not everyone has the same views as them or the requirement to be impertinent to everything that they may not agree with.

Cjfp +1

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Lot of people jumping up and down and getting stressed about nothing.
There are quite a few comments and opinions voiced on here that I personally do not agree with so I simply ignore them rather than shooting the poster down in flames.

(23-03-2012 07:32pm)lesdon499 Wrote:  Hmm diesel here is £1.52 a litre and has been for ages

and to think i was annoyed as ours is now £1.03