Don't you just love these people

Glad to hear there was no damage.
Similar thing happened to me a couple of years back. Parked my Scirocco in a 1/4 full Sainsburys car park, at least 10 clear spaces either side. Came back to find a Mondeo parked so close to my drivers side I couldn't get between the cars let alone get in!! So opened the passenger door, handbrake off, neutral and proceeded to push the car forwards so I could get in. As I was doing this, a guy walked up and asked if I needed a hand, thinking I'd broken down. I explained to him what I was doing because "some prat in a Mondeo had parked so close etc etc". He said "Oh ok", and with a very sheepish, embarrassed look on his face opened the boot of the Mondeo, put his shopping in and drove off

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