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Evoque used in a bank robbery!!!
jitenc
 

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Post: #1
Evoque used in a bank robbery!!!

Thought I'd catch your attention. And No, it hasn't happened yet!Very Happy

The news on the budget was depressing enough to find out that the fuel cost was rising by £3.02 by August.Sad The economy of the country was doomed! And then there was an article in the Telegraph:
Budget 2012: struggle continues while factory makes Range Rovers for the rich...blah, blah, blah..

In conclusion, I cannot afford the Evoque in the long term, so .... What do I do to finance my life's little pleasure? Rob a bank!
So, there I was watching Fast Five on Sky TV, and thought, what was the perfect get away car for a bank job. Isn't the Evoque the perfect car???
Reading the rest of the threads, it makes perfect sense....
For a start, Fuji White would be the best colour choice, as there are lots around to be traced..., Privacy glass to hide the stash in the back seats.....Blind spot monitoring system ( useful in overtaking)....Tyre pressure monitoring system ( incase there is a puncture during the raid).....Wink

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23-03-2012 05:41pm
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ami_evo
 

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RE: Evoque used in a bank robbery!!!

Why is this in the general discussions forum and why do you need to attract so much attention to this pointless and rather childish thread?
(This post was last modified: 23-03-2012 06:21pm by ami_evo.)
23-03-2012 06:20pm
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Donny Dog
 

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RE: Evoque used in a bank robbery!!!

(23-03-2012 05:41pm)jitenc Wrote:  Thought I'd catch your attention. And No, it hasn't happened yet!Very Happy

The news on the budget was depressing enough to find out that the fuel cost was rising by £3.02 by August.Sad The economy of the country was doomed! And then there was an article in the Telegraph:
Budget 2012: struggle continues while factory makes Range Rovers for the rich...blah, blah, blah..

In conclusion, I cannot afford the Evoque in the long term, so .... What do I do to finance my life's little pleasure? Rob a bank!
So, there I was watching Fast Five on Sky TV, and thought, what was the perfect get away car for a bank job. Isn't the Evoque the perfect car???
Reading the rest of the threads, it makes perfect sense....
For a start, Fuji White would be the best colour choice, as there are lots around to be traced..., Privacy glass to hide the stash in the back seats.....Blind spot monitoring system ( useful in overtaking)....Tyre pressure monitoring system ( incase there is a puncture during the raid).....Wink

....may break down during getaway so police have a fair chance......if not, police only have to wait at nearest filling station as Evoque bound to pull in.....
23-03-2012 06:21pm
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lesdon499
 

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RE: Evoque used in a bank robbery!!!

Hmm diesel here is £1.52 a litre and has been for ages Sad

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23-03-2012 07:32pm
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mark_n
 

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RE: Evoque used in a bank robbery!!!

Idiotic thread.

Mark

Evoque was great, now in an RRS SVR
23-03-2012 07:55pm
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cjfp
 

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RE: Evoque used in a bank robbery!!!

Er, bit of fun. Some people do need to lighten up at times and realise that not everyone has the same views as them or the requirement to be impertinent to everything that they may not agree with.

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23-03-2012 11:13pm
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ceebee
 

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Evoque used in a bank robbery!!!

Cjfp +1

Waiting for: - 2015 SD4 Dynamic, LUX pack, Auto, 5 door. Mauritius Blue. Santorini Roof........spare wheel.
23-03-2012 11:52pm
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broady43
 

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RE: Evoque used in a bank robbery!!!

+2

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Arrived 29/03/2012.
24-03-2012 12:03am
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edgedata
 

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Post: #9
RE: Evoque used in a bank robbery!!!

+3

Lot of people jumping up and down and getting stressed about nothing.
There are quite a few comments and opinions voiced on here that I personally do not agree with so I simply ignore them rather than shooting the poster down in flames.

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24-03-2012 12:42am
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GibEvoque
 

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RE: Evoque used in a bank robbery!!!

(23-03-2012 07:32pm)lesdon499 Wrote:  Hmm diesel here is £1.52 a litre and has been for ages Sad

and to think i was annoyed as ours is now £1.03 Laughing

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27-03-2012 10:49am
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