Aberdeen

Stolen from FullFatRR.com.............................. anybody here care to admit to being the owner?


I now realise that for years I have not been parking my cars properly, now I know that the white lines marking the parking bays are like the yellow lines on airport parking aprons, to be under the middle of the car not each side of it!

Clearly the photographer owns a ranger rover vogue. The lines are clearly photoshopped in

sorry, I thought that once I bought a RR I could park in the middle of a space, that was the club rules! I have just come from the BMW club, were we are allowed to hog the fast lane on the motorway.

Anyone from the Audi club where you're allowed to be a C@ck?

The (feeble) reason for the photoshopped lines is given in the full post here http://www.fullfatrr.com/forum/topic10059.html

Not guilty however that is my prefered parking style ,and I still find someone 2inches from my door

That sure looks like the Tesco car park at Inverurie , don't know why they make the spaces only big enough for fiat 500's as 40% of the cars that park there are 4x4's or MPV,s.

Twice now I have returned to my car in this car park and found trolley or door scuffs. Total cost this year has been £380 quid for ding repairs and respray. Even had someone open their door onto my car before I even got out of it.

By they way not my evoque !!

Not mine, mine's Firenze Red. Oh, and I've never been to Aberdeen, let alone driven there in the car.

Just shows you how wide the ass of the evoque is,either that or somebody is using the same camera as I take on holiday and take pics of the wife on the beach

Evoque is narrower than all the others! It's the squashed roof line that is fooling your eyes! I've owned FFRR and RRS and neither could get inside my garage even with their mirrors folded, Evoque goes in with 5mm each side......................... so it lives outside just like the others